[font=Times New Roman][color=green][size=29]WELCOME TO THE FAKKU DINER!!![/h][/color][/font]
SORRY LAMES AND WEABOOS, BUT WE DONT SERVE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE.

Tired of going to some lame cafe to get cold food???
Well we serve hot food with a side of
AWESOMENESS!!!
START CHATTING AND STUFF NAO!!!
[color=red]APPLY FOR A JOB THROUGH P.M.[/color]
THERE ARE A FEW RULES...
RULE #1: DONT TALK ABOUT FAKKU DINER
RULE #2: DONT TALK ABOUT RULE #1.
Owner: Captain Badass! (Me...)
Manager: Sneaky0ne
Head Chef: Longevity
Head Waiter: Lelouch20
Assistant Head Waiter: Kona-chan
Tsundere mini-skirt waitress: Colonel Svalakova
That drunk guy who sits at an under-lit table muttering to himself: AdT
Awesome guy sitting at the bar saying things that nobody understands: ZEEKx33