Rap Battle Time!!! Bring it!

I'd like to do a rap battle. Anyone can join in at anytime to insult me or anyone posting in this thread. If you don't want to be insulted don't post in this thread. Take as much time as you need to properly dis someone. This is IB so lets babble like a mo fo.

I'm redder than red
You darker than back
that's why your shit is gonna be wack
you half on dope and half on crack
you think you can best me
but you just like the rest B
you aint nothin but a pussy
and I'm calling you out
no doubt you gonna choke
the pressure is on and you got your dick down your throat
you a homo joke
I won this battle before it even began yo

Nig nigga nig nig
I'm nig black nig
Nig black nig nigga
McNigga-tits nigga nig nig

You gonna get banned
is that your main plan
do you want green eggs and ham
do you wanna feel the back of my hand
What the fuck is this
this aint rap
looks like you closed your mouth and let your ass talk crap

See yo mama fell drunk alseep in da zoo!
with a zebra and a monkey who came out with you!
When the docter said push she released a pelvis
Oh shit,Its the new hip hop elvis.
I really hate you and i'll destory your name because i really dont like this rapping john wayne
say ya'll i bet his penis so small when he gotta take a leak i beat his piss on his balls!

Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
I have to go to the bathroom.

Bitch ass nigga
Bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
It still sound like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Yea
Hold Up

Dis for that mother fucking
Bitch ass nigga
Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like

It's that body guard nigga
Dat snitched on TIP
It's your cousin or your homeboy
Told on Mike Vick
It's dat middle class nigga man
Tryna sell dope
Get caught
Turn bitch
An go an snitch on his folks
Yea
Now you wanna go
Too many live in the trap
he ain't have to turn Fed
we ain't do it like that
Boy I got a remidy
for des Snitches at the crib
you can't neva come home
bitch we know where you live
thugs grab your AK's
girls grab your 22's
lets take it to da streets
and show des snitches what it do
you motha fuckin

Bitch ass nigga
Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Yeah
hold up

Dis for that mother fucking
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bithc ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Yeah
Hold up

This is for my bloods
And this is for my crypts
Throw your sets up
One nation in this bitch
We so quick to kill each other
And the hoods where we from
But we hide the AK's when the fucking Feds come
De neva forget about us, lurcing around where we stay
We turn our fucking cheek and let dem faggits walk away
But god gave me a vision and now a thug sees
What would happen in da hood
If the vice lords and G's
All came together
Blue and red flags
Raisin a nation of black nigga ain't it sad
We got too many cowards
That'll let dem bullets pop
Cuz they'd rather get paid
And watch the young kids die
You motha fuckin

Bitch ass nigga
Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Yeah
Hold up

Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Yeah
Hold up

I'm talking about the b-i-t-c-h-s n-i double gg-a-a
Let hit em with da AK
Yeah I'm talking about da AK
Man I'm talking about your home boy dats trying to fuck your girl when you in the wars with your main bay bay
Yeah I'm talking about Iraq
Lets stick that motha fucka when you come back
Lets hit him in da face with a ball bat
I mean a baseball
I mean fuck ya'll
I mean fuck him
Man I'm talking about dem niggas that'll stay in your house,
You put food his mouth
And dat nigga run out
Bitch you know who I'm talking bout
With your fat ass
If I get you round here then its gun blast
Click clack on your punk ass
One shot to your mother fucking head
And you fall then I hope that you die fast
Or you die slow
Ain't no hoe, I'm a blood man
Thug till da day that I die
Mississppi in dis bitch
That ain't no lie,
If you wanna kill me bitch go and try
Mother fuckin

Bitch ass nigga
Bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga

Bitch ass nigga
Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
Yeah hold up

Bitch ass nigga
Dis for that
Bitch ass nigga
It's for that
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
You wanna do something bitch ass nigga
Still sounds like
Yeah hold up

See what I'm talking about
Fuck dem mother fucking cops
We gotta start handle these pussy ass niggas
In our own mother fucking community
See they ain't going to do anything about these mother fucking snitches
Cuz it helps America my nigga
You know what I'm talking about
We gonna have to handle these pussy ass, punk ass, fuck, in the ass,
Ooooh I hate you niggas

[size=29]IT'S OVER.
THIS IS THE WINNER RIGHT HERE.
DEFTARA IS THE WINNER.[/h]

I knew he copied that song from somewhere.

I've never laughed harder. Ever.

give me a sec
and I'll make you feel like you've been in a train wreck
you wanna know how you were born
just take an alien and troll and make them have sex
You best check, the way you talkin to me
you must be blind
is that why you cant conceive defeat
when I beat you the first time
it should have lasted a life time
but you seem to be oblivious to that fact
don't get side tracked
I fucked the world and turned it into my rap
see I'm the dad and you standing on mother earth
I own this shit, so you best check your worth

Alright guys I'm gonna go to bed and get back on tomorrow to dis every single one of you that posted. So be ready for tomorrow.

way to go there with the topic title...OP

edit: congratulations...you used the edit button

[size=29]What are you talking about, man?
You lost to Deftara!
You lost HARD![/h]

You guys are trolling too much. Can you not rap or something? Unoriginal material don't count. Sorry but OP makes the rules here. You on my battle ground.

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Yo yo yo!

Happy Birthday to YOU!

You belong in a ZOO!

With a MONKEY, and a DONKEY,

The Gorilla is YOU!