Mai Tunnel

I need a place to post me going from various places and a reason to avoid updating my Adopt a Mecha thread and/or actually working on rp in durandal(too lazy until kei actually is back) so yeah :3
Darkhilt's Tunnel

Entrance's / Exits
Fakku Maid Cafe

Fakku Cafe

Imouto Cafe
Girl's Club Cafe
Girl's Club Bathroom
Fakku Cafe(Counter Bunker)
Fakku Black Market
Rise-chan's Mansion
Mecha Hangar
Places to Visit
Laboratory - Contains various animals currently being tested on, 2 zenny for permanent access to petting zoo, 50 zenny for personalized animal, 100 zenny for clone
Akiba Shrine - Shrine paying homage to our culture and styled with its various deities.
Darkhilt's Storage and Surplus Store - contains various relics,trinkets,and food items at discount prices;We are not held accountable for any lost of limb and/or life.
Crescent Cave - Cave holding a lovely tidepool with a view from a vast opening in the wall of the ocean. Contents of tidepool are subject to change depending on season and time
Accessway A-5 Simulation - Simulated sequence of traps for training of would be adventurers or thrill-seekers.Waiver must be presented at entrance with ticket purchased from Surplus Store.
Hangar Tunnels -
5 Linear Kinetic Catapults: LRF:800m ;Immediate Drop.
1 Assisted Mass Driver: LRF:LEO(A) ;3700mACC; Plasma Module must be bought and installed from Surplus Store

*enters the Tunnel*
First :)

and good morning to you ^.^

Mornin!Don't usually see people around here *hands asa a gigantic tadpole that seems to be able to breath out of water* You may need this.

EEEEEEEEEEEK

*steps back carefully*

W-w-w-why ?

added to masterlist ;D

Eh you never know,I built the tunnel complex over a pre-existing tunnel system and after Tunnel Level R-1 its pretty much subject to flooding and invasion by squid so carrying one of these around usually helps in case you need to make a getaway or fight off a cephalopod.*stuffs tadpole into elementary backpack* Don't worry it doesnt really do anything and its really kawaii when you get to know it.

trnlgtgnirgjfdhgrre sup.

Tunnel...

I WENT INTO THIS FORUM HOPING TO SEE SOMEONES VAGINA.

A Pelican-Dragon has vomitted 1 tonne of crawfish into the cavepools.If not fished out crawfish will begin to appear in the tunnels and the cafes that it is connected to.

CANCER, CANCER EVERYWHERE.

*sighs* such strange people are ending up in here *is talking not directly to anyone but an oversized red crawfish dangerously perched around his neck, one of its claws is tatooed Scyllaridae.*

Fuckin' win.

Maybe you should link the other threads that the tunnel has entrances to, just to make it easier and more like an actual tunnel to that thread

*goes back up the entrance from where he came from*

REOPENED(budget cuts and deficit from various Loli paraphernalia has setback placement of link entrances, we are sorry for the inconvenience.)

and now to make sure this tunnel never sees the light of day.


-sets up a few rows of SEMTEX along the walls and ready the detonator-

meh
*presses button and all semtex fall down and crack, akira falls down to the ground in pain*
You clones never know when to stop do you.
*calls over two guards in guy fawkes masks*
Dispose of this one and transfer consciousness into a new model without memory of the last 30 minutes.
*walks away while akira is carried away*

thats right take the doll away


-the real Akira hiding in the tunnel-

KABOOM!

-pushes button on remote and destroys tunnel-

*akira wakes up to dark staring at him*
Back from your dream akira nee-chan?

that was no dream and you know it -takes cane and walks away-