My cat just tried to kill me.
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Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
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Age wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
Not if you starve and beat them. Then they are light, lovable, and nice cause they want food.
Unlike vengeful kitties who will fucking kill you in your sleep, or gouge out one of your eyes while youre watching tv and not petting it! (personal experience. Except I didnt lose my eye. But it fucking HURT!)
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Age wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
get a small dog then like a jack russel terrier or a pug
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elfen lied wrote...
Age wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
get a small dog then like a jack russel terrier or a pug
A lot of small dogs look like they have been inbreed.
I was looking in this hand bag shop that was selling these puppies they looked feeble and retarded some of them looked seriously ill they could barely keep their eyes open. I also don't like dogs.
The only annoying thing about my cat besides the fact of it trying to kill me is she some times doesn't want to go to sleep, but she generally copies every thing I do.
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^ Aw...you know whatd make her even cuter? A burlap sack & a nice cold river.
Or a nice pair of insulting pet clothing. Same result.
Or a nice pair of insulting pet clothing. Same result.
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Age wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
Age wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
get a small dog then like a jack russel terrier or a pug
A lot of small dogs look like they have been inbreed.
I was looking in this hand bag shop that was selling these puppies they looked feeble and retarded some of them looked seriously ill they could barely keep their eyes open. I also don't like dogs.
The only annoying thing about my cat besides the fact of it trying to kill me is she some times doesn't want to go to sleep, but she generally copies every thing I do.
lol you need an english dog, them things keep for years i mean mine is 16
also can a cat do this?
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Wow my name is really lon wrote...
I think zak posted this earlierisn't that the best raison d'etre :P
i mean just doing whatever the fuck you want all day long- in the case of cats sleeping,eating,shitting
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Lazy Artist wrote...
Age wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Kill it, eat it, then get a dog.but dogs are smelly and are heavy when they jump on you.
Not if you starve and beat them.
You gotta be careful about what type of dog you get and how you go about teaching them to act right. Starving and beating is the same way people train dogs to fight. If you fuck up, all you'll be to that dog is delicious.
