I think I was healed by sex...

I had this really bad rash that wasn't going away. The skin on my fingers was constantly cracked and bleeding and flaking off. Plus if I tried mositurizing it, it would break out into weeping pustules. It had been like this for almost 2 months and showed no signs of changing.

Then two days ago I had sex for the first time in like nine months and today the rash is almost completly healed.

Weird eh?

nope.

Why didn't you see a doctor?

As Broken Butterfly has said.
Why not go see an expert?

You may just have magical healing powers.

I was really busy with work and stuf and I kept thinking it would just go away. Though I did see a doctor the same day I had sex. They thought it was because I was using the wrong kind of soap to wash my hands.

you passed it to another now they have to have sex or they die

You just have another person hand herpes, you suck.

Bah, you guys are all so negative! Isn't it just as likely that I slept with a magical girl and she healed me?

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people out of your house. I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those. I don't have the courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that.

I could, you know.

You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around, in Europe or Italy... Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass. Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee. You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise. Deep pain. No one does what you did to me.

You wanna know something? Fuck you. I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo!

Pussy juices can cure a lot of stuff like excess man gravy and a life if the condom breaks or your drunk. T_T

Uh... I'm Canadian.

Google the whole thing. You'll know what I'm talking about. Then proceed to youtube.

how did you have sex with hands fucked up that bad? Gloves?

comgrtas, you have HPV

This?







Yeah. I actually got a free pair from the doctor I saw before I had sex.

Bullshit. You didn't have sex.

Who the fuck has sex with someone with a really bad rash that was causing his fingers to bleed and flake. And breaks into weeping pustules like some pussy.

Pics or it didnt happen

i somewhat agree with simba ._.

Precisely. Now go listen to their other glorious songs.