10,000 hentai logic/facts.

- Giving a dick oral only impedes speech 20% of the time

- No lube or prep required for anal sex ever

- Asses don't taste rank while tongue fucking them

- you'll never hear someone say, "not today honey I'm too tired/not in the mood/on my period."

- Dick cheese is always eaten

- Every girl in an orgy gets large amounts of semen (looks like it at least) in their pussy when the man ejaculates... At the same exact time...

There, fixed it.

In Hnetai, It doesn't matter whether the girls are having an orgy with a bunch of well-endowed men or with an inexperienced 7-year-old: they will always come like never before.

In Hentai

Tentacles are the only things that will get you pregnant.


EDIT. Aside from some vanilla and natorare... And some Strange Yaoi. And some yuri futanari

Not true, there are a lot of works where regular male dicks, alien/mutant/monster dicks, as well as futa dicks can make a girl pregnant; or boys if you read certain controversial works.

hentai has an unspoken graph. When x axis is cuteness, and Y is the probability of being horribly, horribly raped. By tenticals. When these conditions are met, y=1.5x-5. Cuteness is subjective, but scales equivalently, according to personal taste, with Y.

In hentai pedophiles get hit on by grade schoolers(yay)

the end of that one chapter though

OT:

Moving this to the games section.

In hentai, orgasms can make you rocket 300 feet in the air before leaping in time to Edo period Japan, and every time you are near the person you love, Natual disasters occur unless your same sex best friend has sex with you to releve the clit bursting orgasm within.
Vanity Angel. Look it up on Fakku

in hentai moving the camera in a circle constantly is not a annoying effect that makes you dizzy, its arousing. (supposedly)

In hentai, the size of your testicles or penis does not matter, you will most always cum enough to flood the vagaina and womb with your orgasmic love juices.
In fact, with enough pleasure before climax, you will produce more semen at a lightning fast rate, allowing for the for cumming 3 times the capacity of your balls in the first squirt alone, and allowing you to cum the same amount, if not more, the second orgasm you have during the anal or oral sex.

In short, no matter how small your balls are, you can ejaculate a hell of a lot of cum, first time, second time, every time, with near perfect consistency... All within the same sex session. You cream pie the pussy, flood the asshole, give her a meal of cum, and shower her naked body in the stuff to finish it off.

1). People can breath normally during a deep throat.
2). Every part of the body can be used for sex (Armpit, Underboob)
3). The human dick is the one part of the body that has thousands of different names.

In hentai it usually starts with a paizuri blowjob into intercourse. The guy tends to be even harder during intercourse even though he just came a waterfall.

In hentai, everybody wants some... Everybody... In fact they will usually join in and make it a threesome if they catch you, and nobody will question him or her for doing so.

[color=#993300]Potency boosters always work

Speaking of rape and reverse rape... In hentai, if the person getting raped is tied up, after cumming (or after the rapist cums), (1) he or she somehow breaks free, or (2) the tape, string, etc. somehow disappears.

Dicks where made to fit inside Mouths