The sun is gonna turn me black!

Now as we all know, kids are pretty damn stupid, and we were once all kids and believed in something stupid, time to share!

When I was a kid I was scared that if I stood outside in the sun for too long i'd turn black, forever! For some reason I didn't like black people when I was a kid, so was equally petrified of becoming one, I was a racist child :P

So do tell your childhood belief storys!

when I was a kid i thought that the internet was a good place.

One time, waaaaaayyyy back when I was around six or seven, my grandmother had accidentally left behind a pair of her socks. Of course they were soft and white and girly looking and I was disgusted by them. Of course, my folks saw opportunity to torment me (and probably why I'm how I am today) and actually convinced me that if I went to sleep with them on I'd wake-up as a girl. Of course, being dumb and curious, I tried it.

when i was a kid I like 3d girls...but now 2d is the place to be

Man, you were pretty fucked up as a kid. Good you're ok now =P

i no rite, can't believe i even thought such silly things

Ok, hold on... THIS.

My mom always told me that penguins will come outta the fridge if I leave the door open for too long.

So I sometimes sat in front of the open fridge, waiting for penguins to come out.

I remember back when I was like, 7, my parents told me that if I didn't behave, Santa would turn me into a girl for Christmas.
I misbehaved more than ever that year. xD

Oh, and whn I was 6, my mom told me one day while she was giving me a bath (I don't know why I remember this), that if I wasn't able to pull my foreskin back by the time I was 15, they'd have to cut my dick off. :x

Why she told me that, I'll never know...

No sh*t Sherlock.. nah.. just kidding

When I was 4-5ish I walked in on my dads girlfriend in the bathroom and found out that she was missing a dick. Well my dad told me that she lost it in a farming accident...we lived in a penthouse in uptown chicago....

But nonetheless, I believed him. The next day I went to pre-K class and told everyone that my dads gf lost her weener in a farming accident. My dad ended up getting a call from the teacher :)

When I was about 6 years old, I pissed my dad off right on Christmas eve (can't remember exactly what) and my dad told me that Santa beat kids who did bad things on Christmas eve with a bat...

That night I sat huddled in the corner clutching my dad's Swiss Army knife until morning... >.>

As a kid I belived the usual stuff, you know step on a crack and break your moma's back, there's a lepricon at the end of the rainbow, lucky four leaf clover. But nothing specific to me.

When I was like 4-5 I believed girls only had one hole.

when I was a kid I hated racists... oh wait I still do.

When I was a young 'un I thought that Clowns were weird, creepy and suspicious... Now I realise that their just doing a job... A weird, creepy and suspicious job none the less but hey~ho lets not judge 'em too harshly. >_>

I used to wonder how boys were supposed to sit down in urinals.

i was 8 or 9 i thought anime was cartoon and they was for lil kids and my older bro got video tape. it was cartoon/anime call La blue girl a hentai. we (me, my bro, and a cousin)thought a cool ninja cartoon and we saw a lot dick tentacle raping a ninja girl. i got scared of ninjas thinking they may do that my sister. lol aahh hentai lol

I seriously thought they peed out their ass.

Because of this, I thought that babies were made... er.. through the mouth. Because sticking it in there ass would just be weird, right? Oh wow, how naive we were.