Buggy post count

We'll I'm really confused on how the post count thing is working now. Plus I have three different values for the number of posts I've made. The post count above me should be 105 or 106. But when I go to my profile, I have 98(117). So what exactly is going on, and WHY WON'T I GET MY ACHIEVEMENT!! Just kidding, but seriously. I want to have my post count up so I can get into the next Waifu games (I'm new).

Incoherent Babbling and CTFG don't count towards your "real" post count

But I haven't posted much on incoherent babbling (2- 3 times I think?)and never posted on CTFG. Furthermore, the count on my user profile differs from the count above my posts. In fact, I haven't seen my profile's post count go up at all!

In that case it's a cache issue (and a bug), I've fixed it for now and will figure out a real fix sometime soon.

Thank you very much sir!
And best of luck to you!