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Now some of you may be wondering why anyone would want a shirt with a hen on it. It's not exactly something you see everyday, but that's exactly what makes this shirt so special! It represents so much more!

We spent days, weeks, maybe even months slaving over this idea. Did we really want a hen wearing a tie? What if instead we had two hens crossing a finish line at the same time? What about a hen in a tie-fighter? What if we made a tie and covered it in hens? Clearly it was not an easy decision, but in the end we made the right one.

You can wear this shirt proudly in public and no one will know that you secretly touch yourself to two dimensional cartoon pornography. And if anyone does figure it out they will only give you an affirmative nod in agreement. If a family member or loved one asks why you are wearing a shirt with a chicken on it just reply "I like his sense of style, this is clearly a professional piece of poultry" and question why they would dare doubt your clearly good judgment.

People who like this shirt may also like: tentacle rape, high pitched japanese moaning, and crying out "no! no! no!" (even though they really mean yes).

Product Tags: FAKKU, Hentai, Cock Scarf