100 things you can do with your jizz!

I'm concerned as to why a whole forum of males are talking about different things they can do with their cum. And most of it involving going into their mouths.

Gluing 2 hamsters together to make a super hamster.

Sell it to crazy lesbians!

Sprinkle your plants with it.

Freeze it and sell as "cumsicles" (to women I would hope)

What would you label the flavour as?

Mistery cream X?

-give it to the less fortunate
-give it to the privileged
-give it as a birthday gift
-give it to your neighbor by masturbating in their bathroom while they're showering.
-give it to some stupid neighborhood kids who take you up on your offer to give them candy (ie: throw it at their face and call them idiots, then remind them to not talk to creepy strangers such as yourself)
-clean it off your penis and throw it away.

thanks!

But it in a banana! Or something... xD

sell it in the flea market as tity enhanser

Okay, I actually did some research SPECIFICALLY for this thread, and I ran into some very interesting information! Its actually very hard to believe!

Okay, did you know you can use your jizz-

-this is true, I sware-

-TO MAKE BABIES.

Seriously, its not hard, but its awesome. So, you take your penis, okay? and you put it in a woman's vagina: not her mouth, hands, boobs, ass, her Vagina. Many people get this step wrong. Anyway, you then go up and down until the sperm comes out.

This step is essential:

KEEP THE PENIS IN THE VAGINA. If you take it out and the sperm goes on her face, or butt, or chest, then it wont work.

Alright, when the sperm is out, you can pull your penis out. The sperm does all the work now: it swims up the woman vagina to her womb, and nine months later, a baby comes out!

Its crazy! you might want to try this sometime.

thanks!

Sell it as invisibility cream

why would you do anything with jizz except for making babies or for making your chick look retarded stupid cute.

What?

Bukkake

YHES

ladies drink.... and the straw is my cock.

you can extinguish a fire and become a jizz-using-fireman

But isn't jizz warm?