12 things you're doing.

1. You're reading my comment
2. Now you're saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

lolz

1. Drinking Juice
2. Fakku
3. MSN
4. Reading
5. Texting
6. Stumbling
7. Listening to music
8. Opening up Left 4 Dead
9. Loading...
10. Still Loading..
11. Woo!
12. Die Zombies, die.

Just goes to show people will skip mostly-irrelevant details(the numbering) and get to the part that seems more important.

1. You're reading this.
2. You're reading this.
3. You're reading this.
4. You're reading this.
5. You're reading this.
6. You're reading this.
7. You're reading this.
8. You're reading this.
9. You're reading this.
10. You're reading this.
11. You're reading this.
12. You've noticed that there are indeed 12 things I've listed.

woah, where have you been?

Minus number two on that list, that's where I've been.

lame

Extremely.

1.i was reading this
2.I thought, that the "say that point x is missing" joke came too early
4.thought of 12 things i am doing
5. looked after my "plants versus Zombies" Zen garden
6. gave the snail some chocolate
7. dozin off
8. wakin up
9. boredome
10.writing this
11.remembering you, that point 3 was missing
12.thinking "thats how its done"