4 years

On Fakku as of today.

Carry on.

4 yeeears. Wonder if I'll be here that long....

Congrats.

I don't even see you on the forums anymore, whatever...congrats.

grats... tho I haven't seen you post for a very long while..

I don't post on the forums much anymore but I still lurk like a creepy stalker. Mostly I just check the front page to make sure everything is tagged.

Congrats.

Nekoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

What've you been up to these days, ya scallywag?

I have been scallywagging and gallivanting across the seven seas. I've met the Kings of England and fought in revolutions, then roamed the savannas of Africa searching for lost civilizations. Along the way I found a baby tiger, named him Bobo, raised him to adulthood, then I released him back into the wild. I discovered the lost city of Shangri-LaI and married one of the Emperor's daughters. I treked through the Alaskan wilderness and crossed into a strange new land where I encountered the cannibals who called themselves "Canadians".

Lately I've taken up crocheting.

Oh- nothing too special, then.

Congratulations.

Got pics of any recent creations?

Will you marry me?

No, because that was a lie. I actually had to look up how to spell crocheting and what it actually was. I have taken up learning to play the piano.

I am horrible at it.



Maybe. Send me your resume along with a $50 application fee and typed essay titled "Why I would be the BEST husband" and I will review your qualifications.

Job details have been a little vague.

What exactly would our duties entail?

Do you provide health care? Dental plan?

Your duties are thus:

-Protect me while when I able unable to protect myself (i.e. defusing bombs, sleeping, playing a video game with no pause feature)
-Be able to lift heavy things upwards to 200 Kilos
-Grunt a lot.
-Bring home a bacon. Which bacon you bring home does not matter, I am flexible on this.
-Make me at least one meal a day.

In return I will:

-Provide lodgings (or you can provide your own if you choose)
-Will accompany you on your adventures.
-Carry 250 lbs of equipment for you.
-Open a shop to sell stuff for you.
-Make you one homecooked meal a day that will boost your health, stamina, and magicka regeneration by 25% for 600 seconds
-Turn you into a vampire if you wish (I can only do this once and you'll have to turn yourself back to normal if you ever change your mind)

>PumpJack has requested to join your party.

OH THAT IS THE MOST MANLIEST AVI GOOD SIR.