A little picture story

THE END.

Great one

tell another

Only problem I have with this story is why aren't the dude and the chick freaking the hell out? They just had encounter with a talking dog.

You been drinking again Dave.

Not since the weekend uncle Freaky.

She was begging for the doggy d

So this is what "dogging" is.

so does the dog bang her after everyone goes to sleep?

Actually no. He tries to but the Ryosuke kicks his ass outside then locks the door behind him and then hot steamy sex ensues between him and Lisara.

TRUE END.

Sorry, I am drinking now. I'm not an alcoholic I just drink six packs in one sitting at a time a few too many times this week. Not all at once mind you.

Crack a pint of that cheap tasteless mixer you call Canadian whiskey.

Fuck you! Your cheap american swill is what keeps the homeless natives in my town numb while they sleep on concrete on the dilapidated infrastructure.

Bourbon ain't cheap. Bud light aka Belgian owned rice beer maybe. My peoples white whiskey is plentyful and 20$ a quart/ liter.

Pfft, mortals and their alcohol.

Let me introduce you to two of my friends
Everclear and Absinthe

Another reminder of that one h-manga where the girls get fucked by dogs.

$10 or less for a six pack of shitty old Milwaukee or you could use your fucking brain and buy local Canadian craft brews which are 100% better tasting and spend the same amount rather than buy shitty tasting swill. Sure the beer I drink is cheap but it tastes like it costs more. Fucking bums in my town are dumb. I should start a class at the community center and teach these dumb fucks how to buy better quality beer for cheap.

7.99 and I can buy blue moon. 12.99 and it's a 12 pack. 6-4 of Firestone is under a 20 bill. Nothing beat homemade liquor made by a sheepfucker frog named clar.

Sadly I can't take your word for that so FUCK YOU! but if we were close by I'd have to test that shit with you but for now... Fuck you uncle Freaky. *sobs like a drunken fuck*

I see a Netorare dog there xD

I'll snap a pic next time I'm at the store.