A new sport for fakku users and weebdom in general.

World Championship Fapping.

Who better then 2dfags and virginal weebs to have a athletical sport just perfect for the lonely.

Cage matches?

Two people enter but only one can come out on top.

Admission pays for the full seat, but you'll only need the tissues

In the stands you'll have a guy yelling "Get your doujins here!! I've got Vanilla I've got Loli!!".

Team of five people.

Speed competition
Distance competition
Laps or rate competition
Concentration competition
and the Material competition.. aka can you fap to this.

And for the joke portion.

Speed competition - 52.9 secs
Distance competition - seven or so feet
Laps or rate competition - 8 times in 1 hr
Concentration competition - They shot someone two doors away and i didn't even
and the Material competition.. aka can you fap to this. I FAP TO... well i lose.

You forgot black market guro

Oh ya since I doubt this kind of sport would be legal. It'd be like a cock fight with cocks instead of chickens.

Already did the distance challenge during a high school camp.

I won.

A fierce competition..

Where men engage in hand to dick combat.

A sport where the only injures are carpel tunnel and strain groin muscles... and them god awful protein puddles.

And don't forget penile fractures.

Just get some cups, and we'll make a fortune in sperm donations.

SOOOOO... basically it's a cock fight?

A cock fight without chickens.

Who would want weeb sperm.. wait.. the perfect race of weebs.. think of it.. a weeb who can watch three animes and read 7 manga at the same time.. can naturally read, write and speak perfect japanese in a edo accent.. strong enough to beat down other weebs in line for the release of the new Vocaloid and small enough to run from jocks and other pissed off weebs for stealing the last copy of Vocaloid. I shall call him KAIMAX.

made me laugh

I think the Material Competition should be renamed to Moral Kumbat.

inb4 Faptality.

Ballbuster: Aim for the Top!

♪If you're feeling strange down inside your pants, who you gonna call? Ballbusters!♪

What do the trophies look like?