A ode to fried chicken

This girl touched my soul in ways i didn't know existed.

If she was really a chicken-lover then she would fack the chickens like the rest of us do.

I still don't get why you keep saying fack instead of fuck

He's young. Hopefully he will be wiser when he is older.

Wait...he fucks chickens?

So so young

And bj:
Probably... probably.

An*

where's that pic of me with fried chicken?

Hide your chickens, hide your coop, cause he fucking everything our there.

Coon's fried chicken inn... Google it.

I say it because I like to facking say it. Got a problem fucking with that friend?

It's gay.
Also, not sure if you intentionally made the second part make either no sense, or you're implying I couldn't fuck it. Not... really sure what's going on there.
I'm assuming problem and fucking should be swapped around

>Fried Chicken thread.

Obligatory video post:

Didn't we have a talk about this before? You know the one where I basically said "fack you I do what I wanna do" , didn't you get that memo yet friend?

I did, and I'm saying it's gay.
If I were to judge your age based on that, I'd say you were 14 if not 16

Stop talking to him, maybe he'll go away.

You know, listen to Secondhand Serenade or something and cry himself to sleep on his cock shaped pillow.

Nobody gives a horse shit about what you think is gay and what isn't. I am a grown ass man my friend. I don't need to be lectured by some guy on a porn site about the way I say fuck. I do what I facking see fit and if you got a problem with that either shut the hell up and bear with it or do something about it you facking pansy.

Well fuck.

I know, I'm still saying it's gay. And it's hardly a lecture, you can do what you want, I'm just saying it's highly gay
As for the last part; Yeah, cause I'm totally going to use petrol to go to somebodies house to tell them that saying 'fack' instead of 'fuck' is gay. Massive waste of time and petrol. Let alone you're on another continent.
That suggestion in itself is quite gay.

I don't even know why I'm using the word gay here