A perfect crime - parricide

I know that I started as an internet (and a lazy) troll here. But this is the first time that I'm gonna ask a serious question. I wan't to make a story about a crime that no one can ever solve. Here's the scenario:

Kael is a teenage boy, living with his dad (codename: DAD), his dad's girlfriend (codename: EVE) and his uncle (codename: UNCLE). DAD goes to work from 4:30PM to 5:00AM, EVE goes to work from 12:00NN to 8:30PM, and UNCLE from 6:00AM to 5:00PM

Kael wanted to kill DAD for some personal reasons, but he's afraid to go to jail. And he can't assult him, since DAD is a a skilled fighter (Judo/Taekwondo/boxer)

Can anyone suggest the best way for Kael to kill his dad without being a suspect? And oh, without hurting EVE and UNCLE, ESPECIALLY UNCLE!

Edited: Kael is too cowardly to kill his dad by his own hands and he doesn't go to school. He's always at home.

Any crime can be solved.

There are mysteries in this world that cannot be solve, or can only be solve when it's already too late.

EVE starts work at 12PM. UNCLE comes back by 5PM. During this time period, you and DAD are really the only ones home (DAD is home from 5AM to 4:30PM). While the other two are away is the only real time to strike. However, this really also depends on what DAD does in between 12PM and 5PM. However, poison would be a good use for both; either drop poison into his open lips while he's asleep, or poison his food. You'll need something that doesn't act too quickly, however. Don't want to draw attention to anyone else.

But just remember...

You were never a troll.



The fuck is wrong with you? Also reported.
Edit: do it so you can go to prison for 1st degree murder and get butt raped.

Are you an idiot? Didn't I say that I was trying to make a story? Not a crime! Sigh... Read the whole thing before your rant something stupid.

Are you an idiot? Didn't I say do it so you can go to prison? Make it a crime! Sigh...read my post again before you say something stupid such as considering yourself a troll.

I got nothing more to say to you but: FUCK YOU!

Your use of the english language is astounding.

EDIT: OH FUCK YOU, WHAT!

TOTALLY MAD

Additionally I was wondering when this would wind up here.

D: two people have said fuck you so say what am I going to do?

And that's why you're one of my favorite users.

Inject him with KCl in the armpit and get rid of the evidence thoroughly.

Ha! Ninja'd.

An Hero.

Fixed.

This is all the mod's fault! You really have to move it to IB huh? Now, no one took my question seriously.

Or it's your fault for making a thread not fit for random