A piece of biblical advice.
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
Ezekial 23: 19-21
Ezekial 23: 19-21
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Antw0n
Remember me?
>mfw the Bible line itself isn't funny at all and some guy just made some puns off of it but it somehow convinces newfags and idiots that the Bible is interesting or funny
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Actually the bible really is interesting to read.
Almost nowhere else you can find such brutality and gore.
So I think it is a great thriller.
Almost nowhere else you can find such brutality and gore.
So I think it is a great thriller.
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Iam1vs100xp wrote...
SPOILER ALERT : JESUS DIES!!!11!!11!11Further spoiler : He comes back to life!
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Eraldi21 wrote...
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
SPOILER ALERT : JESUS DIES!!!11!!11!11Further spoiler : He comes back to life!
THREE TIMES THE SPOILER!
Spoiler:
EDIT: I am bad at this. Wanted to chain spoiler into spoiler. Didn't work. ;__;
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
The Bible promotes WINcest, is majorly historically inaccurate, and Christianity originates from Rome.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Gravity cat wrote...
The Bible promotes WINcest, is majorly historically inaccurate, and Christianity originates from Rome.Wut. The organized child raping, pay for forgiveness, the pope is the best drag queen looking, kiss the ring of his cock church is.. my sect is older and from Egypt. Also the bible is a collection of moral and tale to give a idea of what faith and the role of life should be.. not a history book, and that was in the 400 b.c to 400 a.d. The bible is just like the suggested ideas of faith... the same shit is in all religions.. literally Jesus is in all faith books and tales from the jews to the Buddhist.
Jews= good rabbi not the savior.
Islam= prophet of allah.. not the son of perfect god.
Hindi= I see drawing of him.. why i never ask to care.
Buddhist= Walked with the buddha while he was searching for this place in his father world.
Christianity= Savoir of man.
Gnosticism= Son of god in the flesh. Teacher. Father of our mother Sara.
If you read all this you lost the game.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
KageMinowara wrote...
When I used to work at book store I would shelve all the bibles in the fiction section.Good man/woman.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
cruz737 wrote...
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
Ezekial 23: 19-21
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animefreak_usa wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
The Bible promotes WINcest, is majorly historically inaccurate, and Christianity originates from Rome.Wut. The organized child raping, pay for forgiveness, the pope is the best drag queen looking, kiss the ring of his cock church is.. my sect is older and from Egypt. Also the bible is a collection of moral and tale to give a idea of what faith and the role of life should be.. not a history book, and that was in the 400 b.c to 400 a.d. The bible is just like the suggested ideas of faith... the same shit is in all religions.. literally Jesus is in all faith books and tales from the jews to the Buddhist.
Jews= good rabbi not the savior.
Islam= prophet of allah.. not the son of perfect god.
Hindi= I see drawing of him.. why i never ask to care.
Buddhist= Walked with the buddha while he was searching for this place in his father world.
Christianity= Savoir of man.
Gnosticism= Son of god in the flesh. Teacher. Father of our mother Sara.
If you read all this you lost the game.
Jokes on you, I WANTED to lose.
