A year closer to death

It's mah birthday, so I'am now 21
I have no social life
I spend my time talking to anonymous people on the internet
I broke up with my girlfriend (she found my hentai stash)
I live in a really small apartment
My apartment is covered in anime posters
My shelves with Anime DVDs and doujins
Spent around 64 days (total) playing ragnarok
spent 1,539 hours in WoW then I quit
Spent my birthday money on airsoft guns
I never left my apartment in 4 days
I have no more friends

Life well spent.

please, do explain the why? the how? & when?

That's a nice life you have there.

I have no social life, because i have a wife and kid
I spend my time talking to anonymous people on the internet because i hate my job
I broke up with my girlfriend (she found my hentai stash), my wife is a bigger hentaiphile
I live in a really small apartment, yes i do
My apartment is covered in anime posters, yep
My shelves with Anime DVDs and doujins, same
Spent around 64 days (total) playing ragnarok, ero games
spent 1,539 hours in WoW then I quit, you win
Spent my birthday money on airsoft guns, on rent
I never left my apartment in 4 days, i wish i could do that
I have no more friends, same here

please kill me

WHY: My gf does not like guro and hardcore stuff, she called me a freak then I broke up with her. I don't want a gf who hates hentai
HOW: Ransacked my apartment
WHEN: 2 weeks ago

Don feel so down you do have a good life you have things that i do have
im sure you are a cool person if you gf left you because ur hentai stuff oh well
you wel find another girl who like the same stuff as you.

Keep you head up in never look down

sniff* sniff* waaaaaaaaaah

I thought you already made a birthday thread. Seriously.

uuuh a guro fan nyce ;D
sorry for that though

+rep for um. cheer up.

happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

sounds as a fine life to me

happy birthday, weeabooultima :3

He alluded to the fact that it would be his birthday in a thread yesterday.

Happy Birthday anyway, dude. You gonna be manning up and adding Starcraft 2 to that list? :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

Also, don't worry, you're 21 you have plenty of time to play more games and read more hentais.

My life was shittier.

I lived inside of a small cramped area
I couldn't decorate the walls at fucking all.
I had no hair.
There was some weird shit going on with my stomach.
That shit went on for like, forever.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WENT THROUGH SOME TIGHT TUNNEL SHIT.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I GET OUT OF THE TUNNEL.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOME DUDE STARTS BITCH SLAPPING ME.

My life before I got a hair transplant, got a real job[I.E. stopped being a manwhore[[My pimp kept hitting me]].], moved to a nice suburban area where there are no tunnels[MY GIANT CAR COULD NOT FIT THROUGH THE SMALL TUNNELS] and found myself a nice apartment.

Still can't use sadpanda faggot.

Happy birthday, then. Have some cake. And 21 candles.