[Locked] Almost got naded by a girl
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
ZeKeR wrote...
Waar wrote...
dude, you punched a girl... this is not a story to tell the grand kids. Think about it, you punched her and fainted... you sir lose this round of "cool kids on the internet"how in the world can i calm her down without even hitting her?! pray tell waar....
also anyone would go down later after recieving that much blows... even though i blocked, it really did hurt as i did not want to fight and attack seriously so less strength for blocks.....
so what then? victory over girl by socking her till she's down? thats not a good idea.... AT ALL....
oh, how about not getting into a fight with a girl? Your friend is an idiot, and I understand defending a friend but if he angered a girl you don't get involved... ever. You pretty much got beat up by a girl and you even hit her. You failed at life pretty badly and it's like you want us to pat you on the back for it.
why do you try to come off as some kind of bad-ass play boy who can fight anyone? We're the internet... we don't give a fuck how cool you are or how many bitches you bone. Just stop posting threads about fighting girls and how you're a pimp and we wont have any more encounters.
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Waar wrote...
oh, how about not getting into a fight with a girl? Your friend is an idiot, and I understand defending a friend but if he angered a girl you don't get involved... ever. You pretty much got beat up by a girl and you even hit her. You failed at life pretty badly and it's like you want us to pat you on the back for it.why do you try to come off as some kind of bad-ass play boy who can fight anyone? We're the internet... we don't give a fuck how cool you are or how many bitches you bone. Just stop posting threads about fighting girls and how you're a pimp and we wont have any more encounters.
FUCKING TROLLED
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Waar wrote...
what I'm reading is you still hit her... I don't know why everyone is giving you props. You hit her and you passed out... Not quite a gentleman in my mind.More like a douchebag who just snitched on himself
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ZeKeR wrote...
Waar wrote...
what I'm reading is you still hit her... I don't know why everyone is giving you props. You hit her and you passed out... Not quite a gentleman in my mind.i didnt technically added 'force' to that fist....
i only needed to get close to her to calm her down.....
as talking would not affect her...
you have no idea what it took just to get close and stun her.....
i cant just beat the crap out of her..... and i hit her so that she will calm down without any guilt on my fist....
pray tell what would i do? evade her until she calms down?! show superiority by applying greater force? yeah right.....
getting her to stop with one stun blow is priority against violent women...
Idiot. Just catch her arms and get behind her, then she can't move, and you can stay like it until she calms down. As Waar said, even hitting her once means that you failed, and getting beat up in the process... How can you even call yourself a man?
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ZeKeR wrote...
.......... and i suffered fer it too....well it was like this:
sack of shit friend interacted.... and pissed.... a girl that knew martial arts in our class.....
hes only a playboy thats a weakling.... and unfortunately for him (and me) for some reason he made the girl mad....
when she was about to knock him unconscious later after school, i blocked her kick that was meant for his face.....
then we started to fight (apparently with me being the middleman AGAIN since im too nice of a guy...) that had me taking most blows (i cant fight a girl dammit! its against my code) and her receiving one stun blow at the stomach (i dunno why but girls are vulnerable in that area even if they trained)... i had to do that so that she will stop her fury that was for that s.o.b....
and i failed... big time....
when the fight was over.... i suffered the most damage.... AND fainted....
now reality slapped it to me again....
if being a guy is restricting you from retaliating when hit, especially if it was a girl... then fuck it all....
You're fucking stupid. I don't even know how to process this shit.
Your friend, who you described as a sack of shit, fucked with a girl that could kick his ass and would've caught the bad end of it, but for some stupid reason you jumped in to defend him. I understand the concept of defending your friends against assholes when they can't defend
Seriously, doesn't anyone realize how fucking disgusting this shit is?
Your friend, who you described as a "sack of shit," was about to get his ass kicked for trying to fuck around with some chick that wasn't about to be fucked with. She was gonna kick his ass, but since you're such a nice fucking guy, you jumped in to defend him, who actually deserved to get his ass kicked, and got fucked up because you don't think its right to hit a girl.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the way it sounds to me.
Regardless of whether I'm right or wrong, your story is fucking pathetic.
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why isnt this topic dead yet
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Chivalry(relatively speaking) does still exist it seems. You need failed your AntiFainting Check but kudos on your increased karma count! Fun story is still fun :P
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Harmonian wrote...
The fact that this thread was moved to IB shows that our movement was a success.All your naded's are belong to us?
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And it was decided that day that He was sick of this shit, and called for Loki.
Loki was drunk, and could not handle a sword, so he said "fuck it" and hence
forth rained fire and brimstone from the heavens and smited all who cared to
disagree. There was one among them who proclaimed his greatness and offered
it's services, and He accepted. The End.
Loki was drunk, and could not handle a sword, so he said "fuck it" and hence
forth rained fire and brimstone from the heavens and smited all who cared to
disagree. There was one among them who proclaimed his greatness and offered
it's services, and He accepted. The End.