Am i drunk

I drank a highball full of vodka, strait up. Do you think i should be drunk by now?


The buzz is barely there, and ive been waiting for like an hour. Im going for a smoke, maybe it will help the booze to kick in...


edit: i do feel a bit nauseous though (didnt eat anything after 6pm, and its almost 4am right now, where im at), but thats about it


edit2: cigarette didnt help at all. im disappointed.

I think I spent like over $30 on highballs and got just a little buzz. Shit was weak! Better to buy beer or something else that isn't watered down.

You misunderstood me. I drank a highball glass full of undiluted vodka. No ice, no mixing, just straight up vodka. i think the glass holds around 270ml of fluid. Normally, i would be feeling pretty good by now from such an amount, but today didnt do anything special for me. And im all out of booze which sucks.

Watered down.


Also, if that's all it takes to get you buzzed... You're a light weight, son.

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Usually, i start feeling it after taking four shots. But today its as if God himself decided to play a joke on me

If you feel like you're used to it now, then congratulations, sonny!
You, sir, just destroyed your liver.

Light weight.

It's watered down.

Imma test you. How many fingers am I holding?

idk, why don't you ask your mom?

dat Karen Gillan

Why would you make this a poll?

Because you like to... Touch... Dicks.......
Docking. Docking or masturbation was what I was going for there. Failed hard

I don't see why being a lightweight is a bad thing. Means you have more fun quicker and your wallet and/or bank account will thank you for it. Expensive booze is partly why I don't like clubbing.

3 or 4 pints of lager will get me tipsy if I'm doing it on an empty stomach.

Wow... I kinda really feel bad for you right now.

Usually a £10 will have me covered for the night.
Anyway, congrats on not having a liver

Or stop drink shit lager and hit the stout or IPA. I drink only booze.

This man knows. Lager is shit German fare, get some real fucking ale.

3?

Also fuk u mum and dad I drink what I like

Nope.