Animal's to stay away from aka I am never gonna visit Brazil

Well while trolling through the net I found this piece of a bugger: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm
While I am sure quite a few of you knew this one allready, I thought it might not hurt to warn the male population of the dangers of this bugger that might cause discomforting moments.

well if it kills you that is one hell of a way to go

...0_o....k

Bite Boner Bye-bye...

:!:

WTF? Spider venom that causes erections? What a way to kill, making you die frustrated...

And for the quote from wikipedia:
"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments."

Incase you want to read the full article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer.
Weather you still have those problems after the antivenom has been administered I don't know. But it sure would suck lying in a hospital with a painful erection for a few hours.

Let us hope you guys have a woman nearby to screw after being bitten by one of those things. xD

Better to go satisfied than unsatisfied?

So I'm curious. What does it do to women? Do we get really excited as well? Sounds like a funny hentai story in the making.

*Kneels down on one knee

Will you be that woman?

Yeah...see I don't think I'll be in the same area of that particular spider any time soon. lol

So I'm gonna have to say, no. xD

(gets bit by spider)


sigh you fucking bastard.

Great, now I'm gonna die with an unsatisfied libido.

*ugh...ahh





*Game Over You have died

I'll take Viagra take you very much. Death being a side effect is too much for me.

Might I suggest trying to masturbate it away? xD lol

Of course if you are in excruciating pain that might not be so easy.

sod it in the middle of a forestabout to die with a raging boner and no women don't matter if im dying fapp till the end

The only thing that might save you in that situation is a mobile phone (incase you are in range), a laptop and www.fakku.net :D :lol: