Another Topic about Masturbation?!?!

Yes, yes it is XD
Most people just ask specific questions... but I say, give any details you are willing to give... Answer all the questions people might have (Don't forget what hand you use.. People might be touching that hand some day and they'll want to know XD)

You've gotta be kidding me...
You could've bumped the other thread about this (wich is fairly recent) instead of making a new one.

And making several threads about the same thing, didn't it only apply to IB? Seems not.

And what "details" do you want from people? And what's this deal about questions? And that last phrase was really unnecessary...

Read the stickies, so that the next time you pull a "wanna be mod" move, you don't look like an even bigger retard.

But like Kuroneko1/2 said, what kind of questions do you want answered...?

Like do we tell you which arm we use? (I use my right) Do we do the dead hand move? (Where you sit on your hand 'til there is no blood so it feels like someone else's hand) etc.

Masturbation threads...

Uh... well I alternate usually, but I wash my hands afterwards so it really isn't going to be an issue with everyone. I usually either cum in a tissue, or sometimes on and old shirt if I happen to be wearing it at the time. Hey! Don't judge me! I do my own laundry so no one has to screw with it. :P

Uh.. most of the time I'm watching hentai movies, but sometimes I'm reading h-mangas. Although lately I've been switching back and forth between hentai and porn. <.<

You have to admit though, when it's threads like these, over and over again, you do groan inwardly at that new sticky.

Lol true, but it's still allowed and more than reposts, I'm getting tired of wanna be mods complaining everyday, and lately they've been pointing out some ridiculous things that aren't even in the rule books... Also, that's an old ass sticky... It was just named "modnar ni dewolla era stsopeR". (Reposts are allowed in random backwards)

I remember that, but I thought that had been removed for a while to by honest.

My masturbation techniques are secret and must not be shared lest everyone become pros and give up on sex. But seriously, the only major thing is that I don't just jack off right at the start. I take my time. When I get close to ejaculating I'll stop and clam down. I try to do this about 4-5 times. Also I hold by breath starting about 40 seconds before I actually cum. The only other thing worth mentioning is that if I'm reading a doujin or watching a movie I try to time my cuming with the movies.

Please stop masturbation for a while. You will lose your balls.

lose your balls huh
well thats scary

Freenadia. You are amazing.

Why negative rep for that? He is just trying to warn his FRIENDS.

Apparently someone wanted this to be a serious conversation.

If this was to be taken serious (which nobody will find it serious) Then it'd be in SD.

I hope I don't regret saying that.

Oh Christ, not my balls! *Stops masturbating for a while*

It evens out. You girls have other things to worry about like periods and giving birth. Glad I don't ever have to go through that. :P

Yeah, having period would suck. But being able to "fap" over and over again.... man, who wouldn't want that.