anyone wana help me out?

i live in Washington and I'm looking for a pretend girlfriend.. she doesn't have to love me but it would be a +. i need you to pose as my girlfriend for about 2-5 years then if we haven't had a pretend breakup by then i would like to have a pretend marriage and possibly 2-3 imaginary kids. Let me know if your willing to help me out just this once.

just ignore me, im bored

Yes, yes you are.

What has this world come to when men turn into this?

go read some hentai... or better yet, go HERE and download some eroge... this'll solve ur problem...

WILL THIS RELATIONSHIP INVOLVE PRETEND SEX?

Are you asking me to be your holla back girl?

Lol I've heard this one before... and sadly I have seen it before...

What has this world come to when fellow Fakkuza turn into this?