Do I qualify to become an apostle... but this is the modern era now right so celibacy is out of the window...
Celibacy is no longer required
I am surely more worthy than all the others.
...because I don't give a shit.
You lack devotion
Am i worthy Mr. Prime Minister.
Of course
I would like to be Judas Iscariot, please. I do not wish to lose my butt sex privilages with you, so you can trust me.
As long as our deal is honored, i will welcome you with open arms...and my hard penis
And i now must ask my apostles for help in making the 10 commandments for Fakku