Are You A Boy Or Girl?

Your poll is missing a very important option

"Neither" or "I don't give a fuck/Go fuck yourself"?

For those who require reference:



Oh, by the way, I don't give a fuck.

Actually I was counting on the op to reply to my post.
This is a example of the classic 'two-part' set up.

First I make a statement which the op will feel some need to reply to. Very important to make a statement or question that doesn't outright insult the op...yet.

Once the op replies back, a few assessments must be made. Is this person likely to kill themselves due to a mean comment? How much of an idiot is the op? Do you want op to die or stop posting? Depending on how the troller answers these questions will be how he/she go about issuing the finishing blow.

I couldve made a comment that ensures that the op will go for suicide, but that is easily trackable, so my response would have to at the most grant me a 50 percent chance that op will an hero. That way nothing of value was lost and I won't get into trouble for it.

There is a more advance way of doing this, for example this reply. You see by replying to you instead of the op's response, my reply insults the op without really talking to him/her at all. This way the op takes a massive hit on their self-esteem as well as the added perk of the op hopefully thinking before they make a new thread next time...or they stop posting and/or kill themselves.

*takes notes diligently*

Uh-huh... '___'

from that point it becomes a sit and wait thing.

One day I might write a book.
I'll call it "Mind Rape Without The Condom: A guide for those who want to come inside the minds of others"

If that happens, it's a day-1 purchase from me. :)

I'm neither and both.

I have neither, for I am a feline who is Gravitationally challenged.