Ask Jesus anything

Might as well

Was it painful on the cross?

How'd it feel to rise again from the dead?

Why do you let the children suffer from your vickers?

Will you turn my water into wine for me?

Why does open-mindedness come at the cost of misery? Is lowering yourself to wretchedness the only way to understand people like freaky? Tell me, Jesus!

Does mary magdalene give a good bj? Also can you turn my water into grape kool aid?

How did you find Fakku?

Can you turn my wine into water?

CAN I CALL YOU JEBUS FOR SHORT?

HOW WAS MARY MAGDALENE IN BED?

To understand the pain of black soul isn't one of misery. It's insanity of the completely rational and sane. Freak=/=insane. The other one maybe.

@Emiya

Careful.. that our's holy mother.

Didn't peg you as anything remotely religious.

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Rev. Father freaky of the Coptic gnostic church at your service.

Didn't get that last part. I was speaking about sexual gratifications.

Would you turn Niagara Falls into wine?

Does this still count as gore? You see several vague parts but nothing too explicit.

Is it true that your dad let you die on a wooden cross?

Do I put this under porn or funny? I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it anytime soon, but on the other hand I think it would confuse other people if they suddenly saw a gangbang while browsing through funny pictures. On the other hand, do I plan on letting other people browse through my collection? But what if someone finds it one day without my knowing? Should I at least look decent and organized? Should I let my future children carry on my collection?

If I kill people in your name, and then kill myself as well, will I get women in the afterlife as well?

How badly do you want this?