Awesome Link that you shouldn't click

thank you, that minute long video has taught me everything, I am now fully proficient in German and Austrian (for some reason).

i want him to stick his hand so far up my vagina that his fingers become my teeth. then when he takes his arm out, he'll lick all of my juices off his hand, and then we'll make out. then we'll have sex. HOT. PASSIONATE. SEX. mmmmm.