Aya is now a librarian
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Hey Fakku! I just got a job as a librarian at my college's library today! beautiful!
So in honor of this wonderful event, and also to annoy the crap out of my one friend, I want help coming out with stupid jokes/puns/ etc about being a librarian.
For ex: "You can come check out books...or me ;D "
See? Really stupid but really funny in a dumb sense so I can annoy my friend.
Thank you.
Aya
oh and feel free to post pics of sexy reading girls. So sexy
So in honor of this wonderful event, and also to annoy the crap out of my one friend, I want help coming out with stupid jokes/puns/ etc about being a librarian.
For ex: "You can come check out books...or me ;D "
See? Really stupid but really funny in a dumb sense so I can annoy my friend.
Thank you.
Aya
oh and feel free to post pics of sexy reading girls. So sexy
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i almost had a job as a librarian at my college, but it came down to they needed more work study people compared to normal wage people. At least he's keeping my application just in case somebody quits.
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Jacob wrote...
Welcome to the wonderful world of being a librarian.Thanks Jacob! I'm lucky to be welcomed in by a fine chap like you
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You can dewey decimal me all night long...
First, I'd wear a thick pair of librarian glasses. Then when ever someone came to checkout a book, I'd slowly pull them off, swish my hair over my shoulder, lean against the checkout desk, stick out my chest, and say "is that all you'd like to... checkout...?"
Here's a list of dirty librarian terms I found. Perhaps these will spark your creativity.
Access point
Authority control
Broad classification
Closed stacks
Coextensive subject entry
Collocation
Colon classification
Cutter number
Date stamp
Depth indexing
Descriptor
Dewey
EAD header
Exhaustivity
Full entry
Fuzzy set
Information package
Location device
Main entry
MARC record
Open stacks
Scope note
Subject entry
Subject heading
Surrogate Record
Syndetic structure
Technical service
Title entry
Tracing
Union catalog
User file
Vertical file
Warwick framework
Weeding
Work mark
First, I'd wear a thick pair of librarian glasses. Then when ever someone came to checkout a book, I'd slowly pull them off, swish my hair over my shoulder, lean against the checkout desk, stick out my chest, and say "is that all you'd like to... checkout...?"
Here's a list of dirty librarian terms I found. Perhaps these will spark your creativity.
Access point
Authority control
Broad classification
Closed stacks
Coextensive subject entry
Collocation
Colon classification
Cutter number
Date stamp
Depth indexing
Descriptor
Dewey
EAD header
Exhaustivity
Full entry
Fuzzy set
Information package
Location device
Main entry
MARC record
Open stacks
Scope note
Subject entry
Subject heading
Surrogate Record
Syndetic structure
Technical service
Title entry
Tracing
Union catalog
User file
Vertical file
Warwick framework
Weeding
Work mark
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Ayanami00 wrote...
Jacob wrote...
Welcome to the wonderful world of being a librarian.Thanks Jacob! I'm lucky to be welcomed in by a fine chap like you
I sense a suck up vibe from that.
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Seiya wrote...
Ayanami00 wrote...
Jacob wrote...
Welcome to the wonderful world of being a librarian.Thanks Jacob! I'm lucky to be welcomed in by a fine chap like you
I sense a suck up vibe from that.
not at all...
not.at.all.
...please lovemejacobplzplzplzilldoyourlaundryforyoujacobillwalkyourdogandmakeyourbedandwashyerdishesandjustpleaselookatmejacobohgodohgod
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
this reminds me of this one doujin with sexy librarian. I cant remember the title.=/
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cruz737 wrote...
this reminds me of this one doujin with sexy librarian. I cant remember the title.=/https://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3553
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Congratulations on obtaining the librarian position!
I do have a question in mind - are you still studying in the exact same college and you are now working part-time as a librarian? Or have you already graduated, returning to the library with a full-time position?
Nonetheless, we work in the same industry, or at least dealing with publications.
I do have a question in mind - are you still studying in the exact same college and you are now working part-time as a librarian? Or have you already graduated, returning to the library with a full-time position?
Nonetheless, we work in the same industry, or at least dealing with publications.
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I'm currently in school full time and working at the library. So yeah...
And yes a sexy lady librarian.
Gonna wear the waist length skirt and cardigan and thigh highs and errythanggg
And yes a sexy lady librarian.
Gonna wear the waist length skirt and cardigan and thigh highs and errythanggg
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Ayanami00 wrote...
I'm currently in school full time and working at the library. So yeah...And yes a sexy lady librarian.
Gonna wear the waist length skirt and cardigan and thigh highs and errythanggg
I expect erotic tales to come from this.
