belated akon report/Joined the Overwatch bandwagon

Shitty log of activities from a few weeks past

>Nearly beat Gauntlet legends with Loner
>Went to see Civil War with akon buddies. Great film. Would've been better if I knew diddly about Marvel.
>'Finished' my budget as fuck cosplay
>Go to dave and Busters and lose won diddly squat
>Went with Kona/Karakasa to eat Vietnamese Pho (inexpensive and god tier)
>Went to the mall and got contacts
>Seen an arcade known as Round 1. The best arcade I've ever come across complete with bowling alley and weeb games. Wanna know what forever sounds like? Enter one of these. Definitely going there when I return. Totally shits on Dave and Busters
>Realized I was worse at Melee than I thought
>Wore Skinny Jeans and found out they were comfy than I thought
>Ryssen was taller than I thought, Cruz looks different as well
>Attempt to convince Ryssen to pretend to have no knowledge of the English language when speaking with strangers, this fails
>Annual Waffle house visit with akon buddies now that the entire band is here
>Kon starts, paper badges for the fail
>A girl I've met said she was down for sexy time but flaked. Of fucking course
>My dumbass spends a good majority of the first half of con looking for her and losing cosplay items (eyepatch and fangs).
>Finally seen that game (Rhythm Heaven)that bizarre minus8 video was based on. Can't unsee. Halp. Anyway, I was bad at that game too.
>Go to my first rave. Booooring.
>Went to a panel about how not to be a creeper. I thought it was gonna be run by a tumblrina judging be the host's appearance. Polar opposite and I didn't want it to end.
>Doujin Booth was lacking because shipment from one con to another was fucked. Bought from them anyway since I love those guys
>Undertale shoot and of course the worst Undyne there. I didn't even get a hug from the Alphys cosplayers like the other Undynes did
>Went to pool with con buddies and greg's friend from social media. Turns out she was an M so I slapped her thigh like Ike Turner. She did a satisfying moan and whispered 'oh yeah'. I enjoyed myself a bit much. Does that make me a latent sadist?
>Con Squad invades hot tub with couple two steps from doing it. Invade successful, baby. They noped on outta there.
>Almost missed my bus on the way back home by mere minutes thanks to truck drivers' incompetence.

Oh yeah I picked up Overwatch because everyone on the internet won't shut up about it. McCree, Zarya, and Bastion are bitch moves.

D Va is hottest Overwatch girl. Not Widow meh ker or Tracerbutt. A korean gamer grill piloting a mech. What more can a man ask for. Prove me wrong.

I main Reinhardt, Mercy, and Roadhog (he's cancer too. WTF would you put Blitzcrank in an Fps)

I'm curious about that creeper panel at the con and Greg's friend now.

Cruz should fake knowing english. Go with senor frog speak.

Pretty much what you'd expect and a bit more. Hell even diparaged tumblrinas and whiteknights. Pretty much how not to be a creeper, how both men and women can fit this role, and people slut shaming skimpy cosplayers (people do this at cons too...yeah) She/he? (they said were trans so I couldn't tell) talked about a con director that got busted asking if a 14 year old Japanese idol if she had an orgasm, a cosplay coordinator or something of that nature prostituting and torturing cosplayers he was acquainted with (he is still under investigation, but if all charges stick, he has a life sentence), and crazy con moments. Thats the bulk of what I remember sadly.

I wont disclose names on this medium but Greg's buddy is from out of state and she's a lewd artist. Pretty cool girl.

Since when does frog speak != French?

http://www.senorfrogs.com/

People talking about me? A-kon was pretty fun.

Hell ya

I'm curious now, what were you expecting?

I can look more douchebaggy next year if that's the issue :y

Call me crazy, but I expected you to look like Kona-Chan.

Not possible.

Got em.

You are crazy. Cruz have that black MJ look

I got to see a good majority of the old guard.
Sadly no chris handsome time :((
I was only there for saturday night due to a few things that were mentioned at the Media Bar