Best birthday ever!

I had my birthday awhile back and I got nothing...

We did party though, shit was crazy I had the most deadly hang over. One of my friends that morning woke up with someone else's underwear, I never laughed so hard... good times, good times :D

Wish that would happen to me...lucky bastard. I fukken lol'ed...great find dude.

...i want strippers at my birthday parties

I remember reading that in the metro paper ._.

What are the chances of that happening?

FailBlog for the win!

None of my birthday's have ever been that awesome. All my birthday's sucked because I've never had an actual party. looking back. Hell, if there weren't so many people watching I'd be awfully tempted to find an empty room, take her with me and have the "officer" properly "discipline" me 'cause I've been a very, very bad boy. As far what I would like to get for my next birthday, I would love for something like that to happen.

Oh I also happened to have found an article online about the incident from a British newspaper called the Daily Telegraph Mother sent stripper to school as treat. I tried to find the original article on the Nottingham Post's website but apparently it was deleted.

Gotta love the power of the internet...

and wikipedia. .

i stopped having parties when i was 13 i think.
and they were never that good anyways.

now what's my ideal party/birthday?
24 hours of sex and eating raspberries!
or snowboarding for 24 hours straight!

I wish I could have seen the look on people's faces.

Ha ha, you know what they say
"take a picture, it'll last longer" XD wish that woulda happened.

I wish I could of seen the stripper lol.

I dont even have any party during birthday

lol lucky little bastard, just eating out with family is all i do on my birthday

It turns out he got another present, from the stripper, as well: the crabs.