Can you cook

to an extent

Cook me something oniisan!

snags

share pls

'ere ya go m8

fuck, that looks delicious

All the onion

BTW. The fuck you've been kona basterd.

I cook up plans.

OT: I surpassed everyone in my family in cooking, even my aunt. I can make pastas, lasagna, rices (with beans, plain, chinese), potatoes (pureéd, stewed with meats, fried, baked), meats (stir-fried, stewed), poultry (oven-roasted with spices mixed together in oil mixed together wkth cumin and bay leaf powder), fishes (best with marjoram flakes and vegetables), cakes (carrot and vanilla, but can't decorate them). I can't make fine bread (I end up with hard good tasting bread though due to the long time resting it) or basic cookiees, I also don't rely on recipe books, I remember which spices and herbs went best with what and add them every time I can and keep in mind that not all mix together.

What's my prize?

Gettin' some fuckin' steak, and some snags. Because down 'ere, that's what we eat.
Gonna get me a stubbie. Gettin' you one as well.

But seriously, steak I can cook pretty perfectly (well, to my taste at least. More rare than medium, and all that jazz)
And then that's about it. hah

>Medium-rare
>not freshly killed and ate rare or raw
... way to kill a steak son with bangers.

More on the rare side, verging into rare now. Wouldn't go passed that I don't think. Medium rare isn't rare enough for me anymore

I wish for blood to drip into my mouth as I eat my animal carcass.

Such badassery.

No.

I just like to remind myself that I am indeed eating a dead animal that is delicious and am not a faggy vegan.