Can you remember the last time you were drunk?

So can I, but I still get drunk sometimes.

Yeah, it was last Thursday.

It was on Friday.

Well I can say I remember most of that night because they cut me off before I got smashed or hammered... But then before bed instead of the "drunk sex" I was expecting I was instead treated to some cold wine with Cherry on the patio where we had a nice conversation... Can't remember for the life of me what it was about (something about my desire for larger boobs apparently because all Cherry could remember was that I "went on about getting size D implants or some shit. I keep telling you, your boobs are fine, Jelly'. "),

but apparently I was all over her physically (boob groping and such) because I guess I still wanted the drunk sex... Either that or I was talking about how beautiful Cherry's larger than average chest is to me...

No matter what was said on the patio I at least know it was about the female breasts and outer beauty relating to said breasts.

and then we went to bed. No sex. That disappointed me. Woke up with mild hangover and decided the cure was morning jello in a cup from my mini fridge.

I got drunk for the first time when I was 11-12. It was kinda funny since I probably looked like an idiot, but I was with my family and family friends so nothing bad happened. I don't really like the taste of alcohol so I don't think I'll be drinking any time soon.

Last friday. I sent outrageous texts to my man, about him eating me out until he had to grow gills.

I usually only get buzzed. I know my limits and never drink more than I can't handle.

Drunk last night. When I woke up this afternoon all the bills were paid. 0_o?

All i can remember is talk of using panties as a throwing weapon and the guitarist in my band asking to use the toilet (we were at said guitarists house.)

Last time I got drunk, my friend thought his friend he was crushing on was in danger, went into random dudes house claiming to be a US Navy Doctor, "assessed" the girl, all was fine, got Hardees and Black n Mild Wine Woodtips from walgreenz across the street, flirted with cashier on duty, got her to flash me and she was about to give me a bj, till a customer walked in, got a handy instead, rang the guest up, guest left, I jazzed on her face and tits, I left with a shit ton of free stuff since she said she was the manager and I can take what I want, went across the street, halfway through the empty street drank a fifth of vodka straight (part of free shit I took) went to friends car, finished hardees food, went back to hotel room, got into bathing suit (was actually just boxers), sat in Jacuzzi, went back up, put on suit and briefed for political convention, was still shitfaced there, vomited walking uphill due to smell of cow shit on campus, was still drinking, met girl, got stoned as fuck, at one point interrupted a speech and was clapping really hard while standing (by myself), ate lunch, shared booze and weed with girl and friends, drove back home, hungover in car ride, stopped at McDonalds and got jerked off by some teen girl in a soccer uniform (idk age and was like 1 am middle of nowhere), drank some monster, got home, took shower, slept for 5 hours, no hangover, carried on with life like nothing happened.

I've never gotten drunk

That necro. That wall of text.

Still haven't gotten drunk yet. I've had maybe one or two drinks since the thread was made, idk.

Nope.

I seem to wake up with a bitch of a hangover every time.

I usually remember what happens before I'm drunk, but not after.

I'm not good at holding my liquor.

Hopefully I'm not a violent drunk, that could get me in trouble if I ever get drunk in public.

Nope.


Not because I was so wasted, but it was so fuckin' long ago.
Hadn't had much reason to get shit faced since then.

edit :

FUCK YOU, AND YOUR NECROBUMPING ASS WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
Didn't even notice.
Fuck you. Just Fuckin' fuck you.

Getting drunk right now. FU!

I usually remember everything when I get drunk, kinda ruins some of the fun but also saves me from stupid things happening as well.

Never

Not really no. :/ Im sure I was drinking my personal bottle of sake though.