Cannon Pig is attacking

So the cannon pig is going to burst through my roommates window with an rpg he ate the shotgun and Bobo ran off with the spare screaming something about a being a hunter the crazy wizard dude stole the broad sword and we turned our polearms into a broom which is our last line of defense what should we do.

Not sure Sorrow, but mark my word I WILL be ready w/ the broom!!!

should have been posted in IB bro.

Wasn't sure which one to put it in cause it is random bable but its not quite incoherent...from my point of view at least but if you feel it should be moved then please do

Due to the complete lack of commas, I cannot understand a thing of what's written in here. I seriously can't.

So the cannon pig is going to burst through my roommates window with an rpg! He ate the shotgun, and Bobo ran off with the spare screaming something about a being a hunter. The crazy wizard dude stole the broad sword, and we turned our pole-arms into a broom which is now our last line of defense. what should we do?

...better?

........... no.

You reminds me of the crazy chef from Ctrl-Alt-Del

Then I feel a swell of pity for you, and your inability to read simple English.

I concur the punctuation of the sentence does not deter the meaning of the statement so yeah learn better english because I am too lazy to punctuate the sentence

Get more brooms, and build up more last lines of defense. What's the current polearm : broom ratio? I might have some to spare.

Well we have a broom, a mop, a plunger, and a toilet brush...and no more pole-arms so

0:4!!! Crap we are screwed!!!

perhaps now you understand why this should not be in Random.

I honestly see no difference, due to the fact that true randomness is incoherent babbling...also why don't post count in the IB section? Seems pretty retarded imo.

really? You believe people should receive post count for things like the random squad or the 3 word post thread? The names aren't as appropriate as they should be but random and IB are completely different in terms of quality and quantity.

true, damn misleading names!