Cant faparino

I'm crying right now because this ads are so fuckin funny.

Four chicks i won't fuck if they were real./thread

On top that you couldn't fuck Aigis anyway. You only could do oral and sumata shit.

I cant remember the last time I've seen an ad.

Don't lie. You know you want the goods behind Asuka's eyepatch.

Anyone but EVA crap gurls, yes.

Edit:

I'm sure it was just a case of puppy love.

Hmm.....

meh Yoshino looks too old

Ok i give. What does that ad lead to which website?

just joined recently, how do I upvote this?! xD

Erito. It says so on the magazine the dude is reading.

Oh thanks! Didn't notice that at all.

I actually don't know who any of these chicks are....I have never watched Evangelion, nor any of the other series containing those other 3 people. I only know of Asuka (barely, mind you) due to her red outfit and said relation to Evangelion.

I can understand you not knowing Yoshino from Date-a-Live, and maybe even Aigis from Persona 3 (which is aactually a JRPG series), but how have you gone so long on the internet not knowing who Saber from Fate/stay night was?

tl;dr read/play/watch more pls

I have a pretty low exposure to anime and manga. I have this recurring joke among friends: "If I haven't seen it, I automatically hate it. Therefore, I am reluctant to watch/read anyting new." So, jokingly, I hate all of these characters and their anime/manga. I have a personal tight circle of anime/manga to enjoy, so I rarely go outside of my bubble. I only watch/read stuff recommended by friends. Recently, I marathoned Aldnoah Zero, Parasyte, Infinite Stratos, and others. I have absolutely no interest in playing visual novels, because all of them are shit. I am saying this from a very credible, private source. (please note some or all of this reply is sarcasm, mostly the last sentence :] )