Caption this.

Fire in da hole.

I think a news story would be more fitting.

'Mysterious light enraptures Saudi golfers, proclaimed Prophet'

"I'm so gonna' fuck one of my four wives right after this shit. Variety, motherfuckers."

or

"INFILTRATION OF THE FAT AMERICANS IS SUCCESS. WE PUT BOMBS IN THEIR BABIES NOW. MAYBE HAVE SOME GOAT LATER. DON'T KNOW. GOAT WOULD BE PRETTY GOOD THOUGH."

A wild Crowd appears.

Crowd uses mimic.

Golfer is now confused....

Crowd uses self destruct.

I came.

"That's the third Camera man I hit! Cigars all around!"

Russian Golf.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Mystery-solved-At-last-Cigar-Guy-s-secret-iden?urn=golf-275853
:D

I didn't caption it, but I did make this lovely picture.

"Duck!"