Cat Thread Q, A, and Plans
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Kadushy wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
JUST POSTING SO THAT DOUCHEY KNOWS THAT IF THAT CAT COMES TO HARM I WILL END HIM.BE HUMANE, FAGGOT OR I WILL FIND YOU.
Excellent, I shall dissect it
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Lollikittie wrote...
JUST POSTING SO THAT DOUCHEY KNOWS THAT IF THAT CAT COMES TO HARM I WILL END HIM.BE HUMANE, FAGGOT OR I WILL FIND YOU.
DON'T LISTEN TO HER, DON'T BE HUMANE! IT'S A TRICK TO GET YOUR MONEY!
HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
1: ACQUIRE SHOVEL (BUY, BORROW, OR FIND ONE)
2: PROCEED TO BASH THE SHOVEL OVER THE CATS HEAD
3: GUT THE DAMNED THING. YOU CAN EAT THE MEAT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY
4: PROCEED TO STUFF IT AND MAKE IT A HALLOWEEN DECORATION
5: ????
6: PROFIT!
This Plan is BULLET proof, so you know it will work.
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Kadushy
Douchebag
I ended up droppin it off in a rich neighborhood :D
But dat smell stayed... That smell in the front door. Fucking marked it as it's place and now it fucking stinks like horry shit.
But dat smell stayed... That smell in the front door. Fucking marked it as it's place and now it fucking stinks like horry shit.
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Loner wrote...
Just me and my cat.
Why are you holding him on his balls, can't you see s/he's screaming of pain and confusion?
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Ryssen wrote...
Loner wrote...
Just me and my cat.Why are you holding him on his balls, can't you see s/he's screaming of pain and confusion?
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Loner
the People's Senpai
Ryssen wrote...
Loner wrote...
Just me and my cat.Why are you holding him on his balls, can't you see s/he's screaming of pain and confusion?
That's his happy face.
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Loner
the People's Senpai
animefreak_usa wrote...
Spoiler:
Yeah it's probably better we reveal that that's not really me. We wouldn't want the war kitty believing me again with him thinking that I'm that (obviously) underage looking kid.
