Chinese Proverbs
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Here's some Chinese proverbs I learned
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
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I believe these are called Confucious jokes but here goes:
Confucious say man who run behind car get exauhsted but man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucious say man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucious say man who run behind car get exauhsted but man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucious say man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time.
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Azuran wrote...
Spoiler:
Good ones. I remember calling Otacon over and over just to listen to them.
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That never happened with me, well of course not ^^ I guess I didn't call enough times.
Random Chinese Proverb: "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one."
Random Chinese Proverb: "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one."
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I will say this then leave, but you have to call Otacon like 25 times, she tells him, after that he will just ask you "save snake?"
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Moses wrote...
I will say this then leave, but you have to call Otacon like 25 times, she tells him, after that he will just ask you "save snake?"Ah alright then I see, that makes sense.
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I've already said mine in the "Say something Random" thread, but here goes.
Confucius says:
"The Man with hands in his pockets feel cocky all day."
Confucius says:
"The Man with hands in his pockets feel cocky all day."
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"yesterday is history,
tomorrow's a mystery,
and today is a gift,
that's why it's called
the 'present' "
tomorrow's a mystery,
and today is a gift,
that's why it's called
the 'present' "
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saru-sama wrote...
"yesterday is history,tomorrow's a mystery,
and today is a gift,
that's why it's called
the 'present' "
I'm pretty sure i've heard that already. Is that a Chinese proverb?
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saru-sama wrote...
i heard it on a chinese show. . .or show about the chinese. . .kung fu panda
Yes! That was a pretty funny movie^^