Complete Idiocy
0
Why is a pineapple called a pineapple? It looks nothing like an apple. Maybe they thought it looks like a pineapple and decided to call it as such...I wonder who was the first person to put a pineapple on a pizza. Maybe they ran out of tomatoes and just grabbed anything in sight.
Assuming everyone here saw the vid of that African kid making milk(yes milk from a cow not his penis), would you say that he has a blow job?
Assuming everyone here saw the vid of that African kid making milk(yes milk from a cow not his penis), would you say that he has a blow job?
0
If you have sex with an animal it is beastiality.
If you have sex with a dead person it is necrophelia.
What is it if you have sex with a meatball sub?
That's both at the same time.
If you have sex with a dead person it is necrophelia.
What is it if you have sex with a meatball sub?
That's both at the same time.
0
Is there such thing as a Jewish pig?
Can you perform CPR with farts?
Wouldn't it be funny if the first person who got Athlete's Foot wasn't an athlete?
Why does Sora from KH have Ronald McDonald feet?
Isn't it ironic how Hot Pockets are in the Frozen Food aisle?
Why are dimes smaller than pennies?
Who was the first person to streak?
Why did that person streak?
How fast was that person arrested?
Was he arrested at all?
Why wouldn't they arrest him?
Why do hippies hate "The Man"?
How come Coca-Cola is like the only company that can import coke?
For that matter, what's up with RC Cola?
Why was Pele a volcano? Couldn't she be like any other god?
Can you perform CPR with farts?
Wouldn't it be funny if the first person who got Athlete's Foot wasn't an athlete?
Why does Sora from KH have Ronald McDonald feet?
Isn't it ironic how Hot Pockets are in the Frozen Food aisle?
Why are dimes smaller than pennies?
Who was the first person to streak?
Why did that person streak?
How fast was that person arrested?
Was he arrested at all?
Why wouldn't they arrest him?
Why do hippies hate "The Man"?
How come Coca-Cola is like the only company that can import coke?
For that matter, what's up with RC Cola?
Why was Pele a volcano? Couldn't she be like any other god?
0
Ironbootdong wrote...
Is there such thing as a Jewish pig?No.
Can you perform CPR with farts?
No.
Wouldn't it be funny if the first person who got Athlete's Foot wasn't an athlete?
No.
Why does Sora from KH have Ronald McDonald feet?
To be a mix between Disney and FF themes.
Isn't it ironic how Hot Pockets are in the Frozen Food aisle?
No.
Why are dimes smaller than pennies?
Look at the type of metal it is made of.
Who was the first person to streak?
I was.
Why did that person streak?
To show my manliness.
How fast was that person arrested?
Was he arrested at all?
Was he arrested at all?
I punched a horse with my foot into the crowd of police officers chasing me, and then made my escape.
Why wouldn't they arrest him?
They couldn't.
Why do hippies hate "The Man"?
Because I am "The Man".
How come Coca-Cola is like the only company that can import coke?
I wouldn't know.
For that matter, what's up with RC Cola?
^
Why was Pele a volcano? Couldn't she be like any other god?
Volcanos are the first things that pop into my head when I hear the word "God"/"Goddess", isn't it the first thing that pops into your head?
