Conspiracy Theory (A Little Late Though)

I was just browsing through the Incoherent Babbling section and read that Waar resigned from his position as a staff member... which got me thinking...

Disclaimer: This is merely a conspiracy theory which I came up with and should be taken lightly, in good-hearted fun. :D

The whole saga is actually an early April Fools' Day joke! Waar has resigned from his position, giving other users an opportunity to run for Mod election. Just when the eventual winner is announced, the truth is revealed: Waar is returning to position!

Not sure if that qualifies as trolling.

I wouldn't be surprise.

That would be the equivalent to the power company cutting the power for ten minutes on 12/21/12.

Oh shit

You're a funny bear. It's probably something like that though.

Welcome to hell.

Gambler for Mod of IB

If that happens I quit.

Well time to write a letter to Con Edison.

Don't be like that, Tsunjoi.

So it's all a massive joke?

Ohlawd

Ain't that just dandy.

I'd prefer it if the IB Mod position is given to the person who pissed off the previous IB Mod the most.

Or Jacob's pranking Waar teling him he'll come back as mod on April but he won't.

I say a little early cuz now the higher ups will get funny ideas.

I never thought of that.

Would Jacob even allow for it?

Jacob wants him to stay.

We all know you're pulling the strings here Gambler.

You can drop the nice guy act too.

That. would not. be funny.

I would piss myself and die.

Cruz;

Can't tell if sarcastic,
or just asshole.

I can't tell if you're being a meme spouting retard or if you're just illiterate. Either way, I'm disappointed.