Continue this story . . .

So, one person creates the first few sentences of a story, then the next person continues it, writing a few sentences. And it just goes on like that. It can be as crazy as you want, but it should at least make sense.

I'll start with the most random thing I can think of =)

Arthur stared at the fuzzy pink unicorn running towards him. "Fluffy! Where have you been?" He called to his friend.

"Just went out to get some beer." And, indeed, a white plastic bag full of beer cans was hanging from Fluffy's single horn.

Then a mysterious elf nympho chick appears from the bushes picks up the broken horn and begins to look at the horn with a lustful eye.

Arthur masturbates as he watches the elf chic using the horn dildo and listens to his friend's screams of pain (Arthur is one sick motherfucker =O)
EDIT: damn afroman y u change it? =/