Cookie War!

I seed this game on every site i go to and i believe with the vary twisted people here it will become truly twisted!

First person to post gets the cookie...
the next person must come up with a way to take the cookie!
(normally the more violent the better)

No Duplicate Cookies!
Cookie CAN NOT BE DESTROYED!

AND GO!

EDIT!
When you take the cookie please type
TAKES COOKIE
This way from page to page if there are disputes everyone will know where the cookie is...
Thanks...

yey!! i got the cookie

Pull out a .45 and shoots xxxHolic in the face n snatches cookie.

Lights Lil Sarge JR ablaze with a flame thrower...
TAKES COOKIE from smoldering corpse

I Regenerate and run up to Micro and slices his neck and shoves a grenade down neck slit and runs with cookie while being rained on with tiny micro bits and pieces.. lol

Stands up (alucard style) then smashes lil sarge with a uber huge hammer then takes the cookie

Getting off the ground i run around xxxholic untill tornado appears and takes him away leaving me and the golden cookie!

runs up behind XXXholic shoves grenade up his ass...
CLAIMS COOKIE from splatter mark that is now XXholic

lol sad u skipped me.. n i already used grenade lol
so i ninja star ur ass to death and take cookie from shiny red corpse

What is this?? Liar Game Cookie Ver. ??

Anyways, Calls Akiyama Shinichi and Trick U.. snatch the cookie and run

Reforms body then calls lelouch to geass you is giving me the cookie

little sarge u seem to post at the same time as me...
anyway...

I rundown XXHOLIC use a knife cut his chest open and strangle him with his own entrails... (nothing personal)
TAKES THE COOKIE

kills lelouch and strikes you down with the power of my hammer dick and takes cookie again from your diseased corpse... lol

kills little sarge (AGAIN) by shoving nose up into brain...
Takes cookie

Call Jason and cut your dick with his chainsaw and take ur bloody cookie..

look at my dick on the ground and commit suicide and get reborn with it attatched and then smash jasons cock cutting face in taking his saw and cutting you in half head to toe and taking the cookie from your left side

Calls Reborn! (Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn) shoot u in the face.. *Farts*, and run away..

Throws a nuke at you then takes the cookie

whats with the calling takes phone shoves it up your dick watches you in pain on the ground and stomps your pussy cant do it yourself ass into the ground and takes cookie and runns from area.

xxx holic sry skipped u

I am reborn as Darth Vader.. Electrocute you, take the cookie and take on anybody who wanna a piece of me..