Cookie War!

Harmonian gets into a time machine and goes back to Wed May 27, 2009 11:28 pm, ten minutes before this cookie war started. Wanting to avoid further bloodshed he lures micro4 away from the computer and edits his thread into



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*Ankle..Heals*

....Kidnaps Nintendo....Brings Him To A Secret Warehouse...Grab's My Special....Penis Enlarger....And Tell Him If He Does Not Give Me The Cokie...I'll Pop His Dick Off...

After I Get It...I'll Hide In My Submarine w/Camouflage....Hehehe...I Got The Cokie...;)

Feeling tired Harmonian just has the cookie. Don't try to explain it, he just does.

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*Wakes Up In A Shore Near Lil Sarge...Stabs His Back W Ashisogi Jizou...Amd Paralyze Hiz Limbs Then Takes The Cookie...

Then I'll Open A Door To Another Dimension...w/The Cookie...Hope Anyone Finds..Me...

Harmonian takes a shovel out of his shed... He gets into the car and begins his long drive east towards Namaccu's grave. Legends tell of how Namaccu was the last keeper of the cookie, the last of the cookies curse.

Harmonian pulls up to the graveyard, the shovel between his legs seems almost eager to plow into the hard earth. He gets out of the car and begins to scout out the graveyard, he finds Namaccu's grave and sits before it readying himself for whats to come.

Harmonian digs up Namaccu's grave and opens his coffin. Laying between Namaccu boney hands is a cookie, quite unaltered from its dirt nap. With trembling hands Harmonian takes the cookie out of his grip.

The curse has returned.

Harmonian having grown attached to the cookie, punches Stillinsadness in the stomach, penetrating the flesh and rips out the cookie which remains fully intact if not a little wet.

Harmonian refuses to lose this battle. Through sheer willpower he pushes himself off the ground and slaps Stillinsadness with his penis, recently erect from reading hentia, slamming Stillinsadness into the same earth he himself had just been laying.