Corrupt a Wish!

I'm not sure if any of you have done this before (though I'm sure many of you have)but here are the rules!

You post any wish, and somebody has to reply by "corrupting" the wish.
Sooo...

Person A: I wish i had a cookie!
Person B: Wish granted, but the cookie was burnt. I wish....ect

So you corrupt the person above you's wish, and then write down one of your own for the next person to corrupt and the game continues. So tell us your wish, and we'll corrupt it for ya. (Though this IS the fakku forum, please refrain from wishing for sexual things every time...and NO MAKING UP RULES PREVENTING OTHERS FROM CORRUPTING IT! well...not TOO many rules.)

I'll start!

I wish my life were like a ecchi/harem manga!

it is but the harem is made up of huge musular guys

i wish this wasn't done before

Hence this is the first time such a game were played.... But seriously you waste your wish.

I wish the people who didn't deserve to die young would come back to life

Wish granted, but they all turned really fat.

I wish making money was incredibly easy.

It is.. but at the cost of your anal virginity o_O.

I wish i could have a wallet with infinite money in it.

granted. But the money is never the right currency when you try to buy stuff

You make no wish.
And i wish a ferrari made in china.

It is.. but at the cost of dozens of little children's lives.

I wish to be...killed.

Granted !
I wish that POKEMON exist in real life !! Ruuuuuu...

wish granted. enjoy your electroshock

i wish that my wish is corrupted

wish granted, but you wasted your wish

i wish i could fuck the bassist for the freecreditreport.com commercials

Granted, but you get aids and die...

I wish I was immortal...

granted, but you realize life sucks

i wish that the person below this has a nice day

I did. but couldn't be on fakku that much bcuz of it=(.

I wish i was fat.

I wish I was unbannable.