Corrupt A Wish Game

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Granted but it's retarded.

I wish for money.
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Granted it's monopoly money

I wish to go out and buy a cat later.
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Granted the cat has aids

I wish for silk bedsheets
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Granted but they're 1 inch by 1 inch
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Granted. . . oh wait, I thought you said silworm bedsheets. . . >__>

Can I finally get my wish on the top of this page?
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Granted but your at the top of this page's bottom

I wish for all the newfags to come back from their studies
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Granted they just have to walk through college first

I wish for some baggy pants that fit well
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Granted but theres a large hole in the back

I wish for an instantaneous means to commit genocide
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Granted but it's a disinfectant used to genocide bacteria and virii
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(still good, maybe then people will stop their bitching)
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(true)
I wish to not have to pay 7.50 for a ticket to Covina and to actually get a discount or reimbursement as part of my contract
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