COWBOY SALOON RP TIME

WELL

WELCOME TO THE COWBOY FAKKUZA SALOON

I'm the sheriff in these parts, Senor Nofuture~

This is cowboy country, and we got some work to do to clean up this town.

I be recruitin up a deputaaaaaaay. If you have some metal and some COWBOY SOUL, apply up at the local SHAREEFS office.

First off, WAAR is wanted for 500 Pesos for unlawful actions involving cattle.
Any inforrrrrrrmation that might lead to an arrest will be given half the reward.

Well, here are his recent whereabouts sheriff, hope you get that degenerate bastard.

I did not touch coco.

Oh lawdy, he's right next to me!

Geentilmen, I must argue yur recollecshion of thuh fak's. Waar's innocint here, plain-as-day. Coco though, well, I be hearin' some stories 'bout that cow. Stories 'bout make ya head turn faster than a meercat in thuh porrig'. Ways I see-it, boy jus' be reactin' to the advances of a buxom lass, even if she bee'in a cow and whatnawt.

0/10 trolling.

you not gonna play ball with me?

Mister sheriff man, where is the man who gives out free candy? His horse drawn carriage is gone. :'[

Howdy partner

Hey man, look at me rockin' out, we're on the radio!

What is this even?