Craziest stunt you've ever pulled.

Title's self explanatory.


As for myself..... let's just say it involved a bottle of Jose Quervo and bottle rockets.....yeah. I don't think I really need to go into to much more detail. X_x

at our school, our lockers are a super fucking tight seal, so nothing can escape other than the vent slits.

so we and my friends opened this guys locker *already opened, little fucker doesnt use his lock* and we filled it completly with a mixture of salt and pepper and covered the vent holes.


and when he opended his locker, not only did all of his cuts sting like fuck, he kept sneezing the whole day.

plus its a pain to get that shit out of your bag and clothes :D


also, dont ask how we got that much salt and pepper, its a long story




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scratch that, thats just funny, not crazy.


craziest moment, is when i shoved a doggy toy up my ass and shat it out.

fucking hurt.

Not really that crazy, but the funniest has to be when me and my cousin staked out Chic Filet and waited until there was a car that took too long to pull up to the next window. We pulled infront of him, payed for his order and took it at the next. Then we watched from the parking lot as the line got backed up out into the middle of the road because it got all messed up.

craziest stunt would have to be owning my friends' principals' car one night with like a humongous tub of cottage cheeze and sour cream and a bunch of other random shit we had lying around. We had a damn good reason.

Oh please tell me you did it at the hottest time of year, and he didn't know about it many several hours later. This way he'd never get the smell of bad cottage cheese and sour cream out of his car.

That's.......not.........pretty. :(

lol, thats all you can think of doing to your principals car?

we painted our vice principals car shit brown, and not a nice job too, sloppy shit every where, then we ceran wrapped her doors shut *fucking old, i know*, slashed her tires, painted over her window and left 3 dookies in the back seat.

teaches her to suspend us for a week and a half just for jumping into the creek behind the school

it isnt, i was drunk atm, but it hurt in the morning.

BADLY, i couldnt remember a thing, and my anus was hurting, until my friend explained it, then i was like..... fuck.

If you do shit like that when you're drunk maybe you should lay off of the liquor. :?

it only happened once, most of the time i just pass out after dancing like an idiot.

Well, beats getting arrested. I would know..... don't ask.

*ahem* juvi for 5 weeks

So at my high school during game days, we would do this thing in the cafeteria, called,"Hey Gang", where the cheerleaders would say, "Heeeey Gang, are the ______ gonna win tonight" followed by the crowd sayinge "W(H)eeeellllll NO!", and after this spit of highschool spirit, our seniors would chant a senior chant,"S-E-N-I-O-R-S, Seniors Seniors are the best". So one day, my freshman year, I decided to follow up that chant with a chant of my own. It went a lot like,"F-U-C-K-Y-O-U, Seniors Seniors FUUUCK YOU!!!".

And the cafeteria was silent, it was like a scene in some bad highschool movie, everyone just stared, shocked at what just surpassed, I swiftly let myself down from the table I was standing upon, and quickly walked down the aisle, and as soon as the double doors were visible, I ran. As I left I heard a quick,"I'm gonna kill that freshman". And the chase was on. I made it back to class, but after my teacher had caught ear of what occurred through the many death threats that were coming from students outside the window, she promptly called our resident officer.

I was escorted to the principal's office, which probably saved my life, as I heard from my teammates, that the senior football players came into our freshman locker room, looking for my head. I like to say I was the spark to our team that year, cause our varsity football team made it all the way into the state semi-finals of 5-A division football in TEXAS. A feat not to be taken lightly.

I had the last laugh though, MY senior year ended with the State Championship, and a scholarship for myself. HA!

I'll just tell you what happened.

When I was 16 me and a buddy of mine skipped school one Friday. We pretty much just sat around smoking weed and playing video games. Well, after we ran out of weed we got bored with video games (he had a small selection) my buddy went into the kitchen and grabbed his mom's bottle of Quervo. So we drank about 2/3 of the bottle between the two of us. needless to say we were wasted. Anyway we were up in his room listening to music trying to come up with something to do. Well, we came across his stash of bottle rockets. And then he came up with a great idea, we went out onto his balcony and started shooting them at anyone who happened to walk by (we were not the best influence on eachother). The rest kinda explains itself.

Me and my brother would throw ketchup packets at cars that drove by on this busy road near the school =D

Most of the crazy shit I've done invoved inebreation. Usually I'm the voice of reason amongst my friends.




How that happened, I don't know :?

Inebriation? Yeah I can see that. Craziest stunt I have ever pulled involved a shit ton of coke while at a bar in Pensacola. I ended up blowing a grand on booze and lap dances, then went out side to kick the shit out of someone. about 5 in the morning I passed out naked on a private beach only to wake up 6 hours later with 2nd degree sunburns all over my body. Needless to say the rest of my vacation was toast.

Craziest thing that I did was when I was little, me and my cousins went swimming with the Family.

My cousin and I were in the 2nd floor and he jumped up a ledge. Being such a crazy kid I was back then, I pushed him off the ledge...^^

Good thing

The swimming pool was under the ledge. He fell into the swimming pool and was saved.

Bad thing

The place in the pool he fell was only 4 feet. And he can't swim then...

Lol, I got the beating of my life from both families that day!

2 Stunts :


* Jumped from a 85 Feet cliff into water. Had to wear my shoes since it was too high and dangerous

* Triple backflip on the water ramps. That was a lot of fun.

a classic stunt:putting my head in a croc's jaw.
that stunt cost me a 3-stitch scar.

you sir are a god among men