Dick tricks.
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Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
(what can your penis do? ô.o)I don't think I should mention the horrors that monster is capable of.
The horrors... the horrors... *sits in corner*
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im circumsized ... so ... almost....
I can also killed midgets with it oh and im the reason why Atlantis is at the bottom of the sea ^.^
I can also killed midgets with it oh and im the reason why Atlantis is at the bottom of the sea ^.^
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I make my Penis Dance bitch. Lol i make it move around in funny as wayz(IF i concentrate real hard I can move it side to side a bit or in a circle xD) Although it's quite tiring.
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Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
(what can your penis do? ô.o)Nothing special...
I dunno it kind of gets in the way, like when I walk I sometimes trip over it, and I take out a bird at fifty yards with it... Other times it just hangs there doing nothing...
@Thread...
Spoiler:
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Zak wrote...
Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
(what can your penis do? ô.o)Nothing special...
I dunno it kind of gets in the way, like when I walk I sometimes trip over it, and I take out a bird at fifty yards with it... Other times it just hangs there doing nothing...
@Thread...
Spoiler:
I lol'ed so hard at that kitty image xD
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Zeph=3 wrote...
*sits in my emo corner* it's over there-----> TT^TTAww you wanted to have a penis too? Tough luck.
I can make mine SPIN! 360º vertically. Now ain't I something.
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Zeph=3 wrote...
*sits in my emo corner* it's over there-----> TT^TTAww you wanted to have a penis too? Tough luck.
I can make mine SPIN! 360º vertically. Now ain't I something.
no... that picture just knocked my brains out... so due to the sadness of seeing that i'm going back to my emo corner...
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Yorozuya wrote...
This is so fucked up it hurts my dick just seeing it...That's because you're subconsciously doing what you see in the picture. Stop yourself before it's too late.
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Rbz wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
This is so fucked up it hurts my dick just seeing it...That's because you're subconsciously doing what you see in the picture. Stop yourself before it's too late.
Phew... good thing I had some pr0n just in case something like this ever happened.
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I can do that.
Then again, I'm not circumcised, so it's alot easier.
Now, pulling the ski back on the otehr hand, is not something I want to be reminded of.
I still remember the pain... -sits in corner-
Then again, I'm not circumcised, so it's alot easier.
Now, pulling the ski back on the otehr hand, is not something I want to be reminded of.
I still remember the pain... -sits in corner-
