Dis or Dat

Fukkn' burn to death. You're allowed to scream that way.

Sleep or a quick nap with a cat on your stomach. [I had the last option this morning]

Hm.. tricky one.
Choose the quick nap with the cat, cause cats warm your lap.

Living forever in a cave or living for 5 years with everything you desire (no life extending machines though. And this came about as I just watched Indiana Jones)

living with everything you desire for 5 years, I can just desire that the 5 years were pertaining to Neptune years.

live in the Narnia Kingdom or live in Harry Potter's magical world?

Narnia. Less nice boat endings that way.

Stabbed in the back by your girlfriend or living a lie?

Getting stabbed, cause she could say she did it to be kinky, unless of course, I die from the wound....oh wait, you mean figuratively?... I'd still go with being stabbed in back, revenge rape is awesome.

Own a sweet car that's a transformer like Bumblebee or a hot female terminator like from Terminator 3 be your sex slave/bodyguard?

Hot female terminator like from Terminator 3 be your sex slave/bodyguard!

Curry or generic ramen.

Curry.

Left handed Masturbation or right handed masturbation?

Left handed, because I use my left hand for fine motor skills.

Although, I use my right for the mouse. I guess I'm just comfortable with my left for that kind of activity. Yay for being ambidextrous.

Luigi or Mario.

Luigi because Mario gets all the attention

Red Wine or White Wine

I'll take Charlie the Unicorn's example and "Put a banana in my ear"

Dig this thread up from the fakku grave or let it die out.

dig it up cuz i like zombie threads

bananas or oranges

Bananas. They don't require as much work to get to the actual fruit.

Shotgun or assault rifle?

assault rifle if this up already sorry.


powerade or gatorade?

gatorade all the way

PC or Mac

pc, mac sucks (says the guy who has a iphone)

chevy or ford

chevy, ford's goin down

Getting high or Not getting high

not i hate all kinds of smoking.
lcd or plasma

LCD, cause it's too late for me to turn back without a receipt.

Finding out your girlfriend is a hermaphrodite or losing a teste in a horrible "gum the short-n'-curlies" joke gone wrong.

the latter one, since i don't want no futa girlfriend(except if she's totally cute)

cats or dogs