Do It Yourself? Or Dear God Don't?

Someone sent me this of all things and well i just had to share it. Little question, would you ever try this?

Nah, I don't need one and the back-passage is for things coming-out rather than going-in.

Kid: Mom look what i made you for your birthday
Mom: ...
Kid: Mommy

Major brownie points.

I will make one today. J/K

I wonder what people call him by.

I think what everyone has failed to point out is that its a guy explaining how to make it...

meh...

maybe Im just being... whats the word... something agains homosexuals... I dunno...

anyway yeah I'd expect a chick to explain how to make dildos...

*shrugs*