DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA OR A DICK?

If I show my dick can I choose a girl to show her vagina? <.<

A dick or a vagina? ive never heard of these
I only have one thing
Yes one thing only. . . .
& that is. . .

You're immediately on my awesome-person's-on-Fakku list.

Is it normal for me to wake up with my penis and vagina touching?

what is that from? =o

Needs more vaginas